"Oh flundered gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don’t."
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted jurtles
Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don’t."
- Vogon Poetry (via ravingfufons)
A Twilight Zone classic “My Private World of Darkness” that Metallica’s song “Eye of the Beholder” was inspired by
"Hendrik Hoefgen: Am I not the most dreadful villain you have seen?"
- Mephisto
Tatum O’Neal’s interesting expressions in Paper Moon
(Source: ilikeubuturcrazy, via trevorprice-deactivated20120124)
"Here he is, going to the dinner as though nothing had happened. A brazen face and conscience of Karamazov!"
- Miusov
